kingjaffejoffer:

Don’t let this gif fall out of circulation. I haven’t seen it used in ages

kingjaffejoffer:

Don’t let this gif fall out of circulation. I haven’t seen it used in ages

(via 51n74u)

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via gradschooltaughtmesomething)

my bank account has bird flu.

You know what’s really great is that I just realized I have lived long enough to see age-old quotes attributed to present day 20 something celebrities. It’s like, what in the pissing hell is going on here? That guy didn’t say that. John Lennon said that 20 years before that little turd bird was born. Holy Christ, I need a drink.

Also: did you know that you can

  1. Believe in yourself
  2. Work very hard
  3. Be nice to everyone
  4. Eat your vegetables
  5. Do everything right

AND STILL FAIL? Isn’t that glorious?

(via polishingmirrors)